What are some great short jokes?

“Dude! I just got cast to be in the new porno coming out next month!” “Awesome! Full length movie?”...
“Dude! I just got cast to be in the new porno coming out next month!” “Awesome! Full length movie?”...
Breakfast at Tiffany’s -Two words. Mickey Rooney. Dr No -”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!” From Russia With...
Sanders had the best numbers of the Browns quarterbacks during passing drills.
Troll question by Trump-fellating wankmaggot Jaydee Musk. You know he’s a troll because he supplies...
I'm unsure as to an arrival of correctly calculated percentage in discovery of how much improv is us...
My mother did this back in the 1960s. We were in South Carolina, but being military and very young,...
There is no coincidence involved. In New York, if he had lied on his financial records to hide hush...
The fine line is how you deal with people. On the land I owned years ago, which was very large, was...
We are about to enter 2025 in few months. 10 years back I was in high school. The only goal of my li...
It doesn’t have to change chromosomes, because chromosomes do not determine sex. The single thing th...
Remember the Hays Code? For 34 years, movie and TV studios censored themselves to appease the Purita...
I would guess Donald has high standards, he only shares his bed with porn stars, beauty competition...